My take on the 2012 stuff…

25 02 2010

Shit’s gonna happen for sure… haha

Those Mayans know whats up. I mean I know they roamed the earth like 4000 years ago and they probably looked something like a neanderthal but they were definitely onto something with this whole 2012 thing… They are already remembered for constructing massive earth mounds, sculpting giant heads, and building large and prosperous cities, writing, art, architecture and math to name a few.

So know that we know all about the Mayans and have gathered that they were a magnificent, almost superior peoples, lets talk about this 2012 thing…

December 2012 marks the ending of the current b’ak’tun cycle of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, which was used in Central America prior to the arrival of Europeans. So if this 4000+ year old calender just all of a sudden ends then of course what follows us the end of mankind as we know it.

So know that we know we have 2 1/2 or so more years to exist… whats next? Good question!

December 21, 2012 is a Friday (it would be… the world fucking ends on the best day of the week). Mark your calenders…

What am I doing to prepare for the end of the world? Ehh… same old same old… Until December 14, 2012 when I purchase the Empire State Building on straight credit and turn that bitch into the crunkest place in the (soon to be over) world. So you’ve got 2 1/2 or so years to get your tolerance up or whatever you need to do to party like the world’s ending. Until then, live everyday knowing that December 21, 2012 is right around the corner; live some, laugh alot, and do as much lovin as you can because those damn Mayans couldn’t make the calender like 100 years longer so we wouldn’t even have to worry about it. I guess whoever was writing that bitch just got tried after 5,125 years and just said “That’s all she wrote” with a Central American accent of course. But whoever it was, from all of us alive today “Fuck you!” and I hope you came back as a dung beetle or something because you’re an asshole…

With that said, party like its Friday, December 14, 2012-Friday, December 21, 2012!




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