Mario Cart banana peel thing

8 04 2010

I really wish the Mario Cart banana peel thing really worked…

Close your eyes and imagine:
(I guess you can’t close your eyes and read… my b)

You’re driving down the road and some douche is riding your ass.

  1. Pull out a banana
  2. Peel the banana peel into 4 precisely even strips about 3/4 the way down the banana
  3. Consume banana (getting a rich supply of carbs, fiber, and protien)
  4. Launch  banana peel behind your car
  5. Banana peel lands on road perfectly (seen below)
  6. Douche hits banana and spins several times out of control (in place)

Open your eyes

How amazing was that?!?

And for all of you that don’t know what the “Mario Cart banana peel thing” is, you’re a douche, you’re parents hate you and you should immediately go buy at least one of the following:

  1. Super Mario Kart — (Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES), 1992).
  2. Mario Kart 64 — (Nintendo 64 (N64), 1997).
  3. Mario Kart: Super Circuit — (Game Boy Advance (GBA), 2001).
  4. Mario Kart: Double Dash!! — (Nintendo GameCube (GCN), 2003).
  5. Mario Kart Arcade GP — (Arcade, 2005).
  6. Mario Kart DS — (Nintendo DS, 2005).
  7. Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 — (Arcade, 2007).
  8. Mario Kart Wii — (Wii, 2008).

thats my brain… kinda

until next time, keep it crunchy ninjas…




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