Knowledge…

23 09 2010

Examine it. Utilize it. Live it.





What I think about school… in a poem…

23 09 2010

It’s all our life, its all we do
Well that of course, and drinking brew
K through 12 it really blows
Then comes college and fuckin’ hoes
From the age of six, we we’re there all day
And way back then all day we played
Now its hard and it really sucks
Just tryin’ to one day, make the big bucks
It’s boring, it’s tedious, it’s flat-out lame
It makes you feel like the Hunchback of Notre Dame
All awkward and ugly, ringing bells all day
Posted up top like a fresh toupee

So back to school and all its flaws
Fuck this shit lets break some laws
Learning about Abraham Lincoln and his big ole’ hat
And the here-and-there world combat
Wars in countries and I can’t even pronounce
And the difference between a pound and an ounce
Reading, writing, arithmetic
And like Teddy said, “carry a big stick”
Elementary school is quite mediocre
And then you find out your principal’s a smoker
Middle school is a cluster-fuck of bullshit
And I was quite the douchebag, I must admit
High school was a wild ride
Jocks, busy work, and cliques; aside

Now in college shit’s going quite swell
I’ve managed, some how, to stay outta jail
The sun setting is an excuse to drink
Wake up the next day too hazy to think
Go to class, catch a word or five
That’s what I call the college kid jive
Pull all-nighters to cram for exams
Run up in that bitch not giving two damns
Molest your exam like a three dollar whore
Then party like its 1494

So, if you take anything from my spilling of knowledge
Fuck K through 12 make it to COLLEGE
Once you’re there let the rowdiness commence
And please, for God’s sake, use some common sense
These 4 to 6 years will be the best
Just make sure you wake up in time for the test
I leave you now, like a dove be free
And don’t let you GPA fall below your BAC





I wish…

23 09 2010

I’ve just decided I’m gonna start a thing called “I wish…” where post shit I wish, pretty revolutionary. Lets start a fucking REVOLUTION!!!

Anyways, I wish I had invited those Nike shorts all the girls wear. I’d be a mauh fuckin TRILL-ionaire…

Word on the street is they have a mesh lining in them… I was never a big fan… But I guess it gives the ladies another excuse to go commando…





Some shit about Fall…

23 09 2010

Today is the beginning of Fall, personally my favorite season for several reasons:

Native Americans, beer, Dinosaurs, Halloween, Hinduism, Anti-Christopher Columbus Rallies, Foliage, Ponds… you get the idea…

Now I shall leave you with a Haiku about Autumn…

Autumn brings the GOLD
Grooving, moving, Eskimo
Refrigerator

keep it krunchy scros…





The Eve of December 21, 2012…

22 09 2010

So, as we all know on December 21, 2012, the world is most likely going to end. I know this is alot to throw at you all at once but we gotta get ready. So as I’ve laid in my bed for the past 21 years of my life I thought about the whole world ending thing and what we should do about it.

Honestly, there’s not much we can do about the world ending thing but we can definitely make the most of it…

So let me get to the point… Myself, being from Knox-vegas and knowing that we like to get rowdy as fuck (WOOT WOOT), I’m proposing an idea thats gonna change the world (for like 24 hours).

I’m proposing the END OF THE WORLD WORLD’S FAIR
Location: World’s Fair Park
When: December 20, 2012

It’s gonna be the biggest rowdy-fest ever know to man…

So, sleep on it, dream about it, tell your friends, hide yo kids… Shit’s finna pop off!





AudioDax – Thoughts (Crystal Castles Remix)

2 09 2010

dope…





Travis Porter – Waffle House

2 09 2010

All-Star Special…